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You look at my wife's tits one more time I will beat your drunken ass. -

Fuckin' Alaskans. You really want me to throw this coffee in your face? -

This thing is such a piece of shit! -

Take that smug smile off your face or I'm going to throw the first thing I can find at the back of your head. -

I really don't want our kids playing with Nazi action figures! -

I'm a whore? I'm a whore!? Why don't you say that louder so the kids can hear!

