Martin Kalanda Artist Portfolio
Martin Kalanda Artist Portfolio

Domesticated

2009. Series 1-10. Pencil on Paper. 15 x 22 inches (38 x 56 cm)

  • You ask me for my number, one more time, I'm gonna throw this fucking glass of whiskey at your face.
    aft-monkey
  • Take that smug smile off your face or I'm going to throw the first thing I can find at the back of your head.
    aft-terrier
  • I can't believe you don't even know how to fucking play this game!
    aft-turkey
  • I'm a whore? I'm a whore!? Why don't you say that louder so the kids can hear!
    aft-owl
  • This thing is such a piece of shit!
    aft-lion
  • I really don't want our kids playing with Nazi action figures!
    aft-elephant
  • Fuck this game!
    aft-dog
  • You look at my wife's tits one more time I will beat your drunken ass.
    aft-chicken
  • Fuckin' Alaskans. You really want me to throw this coffee in your face?
    aft-bear